can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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