Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Barsexuality is the new black.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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