my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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