it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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