White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i just google imaged poop.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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