he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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