Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
