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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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