yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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