Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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