well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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