I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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