My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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