STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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