i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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