So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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