my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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