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(650): View more from California

i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.

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(845): View more from New York

she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.

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(516): View more from New York

Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs

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(417): View more from Missouri

Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.

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(607): View more from New York

I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators

(1-607): View more from New York

Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.

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(516): View more from New York

he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in

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