He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My life is pants optional.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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