i don't like sucking hair
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The power of my boobs compel you
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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