is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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