hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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