So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
