How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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