but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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