normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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