Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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