your room smells of hookers.
And success
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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