I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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