ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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