What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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