I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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