I pooped in a mop bucket.
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart