I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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