I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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