we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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