thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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