I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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