I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize