Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
another moral hangover. fuck.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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