I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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