I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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