haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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