remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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