you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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