but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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