remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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