so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
