bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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