Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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