I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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