sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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