Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
3pm strippers are depressing
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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