when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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