Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Wrong number and your a loser

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.

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(619): View more from California

She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old

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(859): View more from Kentucky

How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?

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(631): View more from New York

I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket

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(203): View more from Connecticut

some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"

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