yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.