Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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