Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(360): View more from Washington

i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man

(206): View more from Washington

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(360): View more from Washington

he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!

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(651): View more from Minnesota

The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc

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(224): View more from Illinois

I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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(207): View more from Maine

you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand

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(802): View more from Vermont

i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.

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(817): View more from Texas

I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"

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(315): View more from New York

Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome

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