actually, I'm a sock model
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr