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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.