is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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