no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
