oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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