he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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